This one's for you

Ok so the post title has NOTHING to do with the post. Not yet at least. I have some song in my head right now, I don't know the lyrics or the tune or even where I've heard it...just the phrase...so "this one's for you" :)

I had Steve and Jeff (guys from work for all of you reading this and not knowing who they are) over for dinner. I made my super yummy lasagna, which I did not have any of since I'm determined to stick to that South Beach Diet (which does work by the way). I'm determined that I'm going to lose all this weight and be skinny and hot. Or I'll settle for looking better than that COW that you-know-who is dating. Although Christopher, I'll have to disagree with you. I think she looks more like a horse - she has a very long face. I don't even think it's the weight that I care as much about as it is that I just want to lose that damn pudge around my stomach. It's there and it's soooo icky. Makes me look....cow-like.